IT'S A SAD FACT!!!! No.1: Steve's Special Power

Steve was a very naughty child....oh yes he was.....and caused many a mishap around the Canadian homestead. As he grew older he would experiment on his poor little kittens, feeding them strange cocktails of prescription drugs.

However one day, the worst happened, and they began to ruthlessly attack him (both physically and emotionally).

But all was not lost....oh no....because, although he spent many years in a hospital receiving psychiatric treatment, he emerged a new man.....oh yes he did.

He discovered that in the brutal attack he had gained the ability to lift his left leg over his head and lick....yes lick....his own crotch.

Now next time you see us play......pay attention......because in between every song you can see Steve do this very thing. (photo not available due to copyright infringement)

God bless Steve