Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Have a Sads Start to 2007!!!! Jan 2nd

Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!! Jan 2nd we are playing at 'Rock Cafe'!!!!

Pretty excited we are, I am, me is. It has recently been renovated in the basement and has a big stage, excellent equipment and can hold 300 people prisoner. So be warned. There will be no escape. Don't really know many details yet, but we are playing with Killean and Vicious Circles


Jan 2nd 07, 8pm, Rock Cafe, Free (I think)


Start the New Year how you wish to continue it:......with The Sads

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Concert Photos: Nebe

Here are some photos from Nebe, and contrary to the way the photos look, there are actually people there watching us. Somewhere between 2 and 300 people (at a guess).

Monday, December 11, 2006

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The Sads Say NO!!! to cake in Prague

This is a Public Service Announcement brought to you by The Sads


Monday, December 04, 2006

The Forgettable Five
?


The Functional Five
?

Sunday, December 03, 2006

The Sads are....

So what can we be? The Fantastic Five? Well that's taken.

Fantastic Five is the name of a superheroteam that exist in the MC2 universe, an alternate future to the Marvel Universe. A continuation of the Fantastic Four, the team is composed of the Human Torch, his wife Ms.Fantastic/Lyja (a Skrull), the Thing, Big Brain (Reed Richards' mind in a robotic body), and Psilord (Franklin Richards, Reed's son).

So how about? The Fearsome Five? Again taken.

The Fearsome Five is a fictional group ofcomic book supervillains from DC Comics. Though deadly, they lack sophistication as criminal planners, a cohesive focus or loyalty, and are prone to in-fighting, backstabbing, and disbandment (sounds promising)

or .....

On the animated TV Series Darkwing Duck, Five villains: Negaduck, Bushroot, Quackerjack, Megavolt (Darkwing Duck), and Liquidator (Darkwing Duck) join together and become The Fearsome Five.

So the Famous Five?... Nope

The Famous Five is a fictional group of child detectives, composed of four children (Julian, Dick, Anne and George and their dog Timmy, created by Enid Blyton (ah, my childhood).


What about the good old Fabulous Five?...definitely not


The Fabulous Five was a book series written mainly for girls in the late 1980s. The Fabulous Five series centered around five best friends; Jana Morgan, Melanie Edwards, Beth Barry, Christie Winchell and Katie Shannon along with their other classmates and all their ups and downs at Wakeman Junior High (Fondly nicknamed 'Wacko Jr. High' by the students)


Any suggestions?

Upcoming Concert!!!!! Nebe Thurs 14th Dec


Playing Nebe at the final Panika!! evening to be held there, maybe ever. Nebe is under new ownership and will be closed for a revamp.

So don't forget!!!

December, 14 2006 Last Night @ Nebe: PANIKA! Presents Live: The Sads [cz]
Kremencova 10, Prague, 110 00
Cost: Free



And yes it is free!!!!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Fifth Sad?



Could this be the fifth Sad? The Sads are multiplying quicker than rabbits. Is this the latest offspring?

Monday, November 27, 2006

The Cafe Slechta Show


So here are the only photos from the show which steve did not overstep his boundries and remove owing to him looking like crap. I can safely say that we enjoyed it, and it was probably our best performance as a foursome

The Sad Reviews: She'll Grow Back

Here are some reviews from www.garageband.com of our production of "She'll Grow Back", they vary from good to bad, and the reviewers vary between expert and mouldy cabbage.

Woo I liked it!
Why aren't you guys already famous? This song rocked! The cello makes the song perfect! You sound like a cross between Nirvana and The Smashing Pumpkins. I love the "empty" rythm at 1:29. The chorus is a bit too happy for the rest of the song, but I guess it balances it out.

Moody, melancholic, and muddy.
I like it. The production is muddy, and the vocals are sometimes out of tune, but that's okay. I like the Cello, and it sounds extremely middle eastern, but unfortunately, its not very clear. You have a sort of Jesus and Mary Chain-feel to you. I can't really find a distinctive chorus, maybe make it a little different than the rest of the song? It has a very Middle Eastern, storytelling mood all the way through. GREAT JOB!

trippy
I hear some Bowie, some really old pink floyd, perhaps Queens of the Stone Age.
I like the mood of this song, kinda stoned out, and middle eastern.
The cello works, it doesn't sound like a cello though, more like a middle eastern drone instrument of some sort.

i guess...
i guess the cello is the thing making all that out of tune racket. i could take it or leave it.
overall, though, i like the sound of this a lot. it has a good "sonic palate," if you want to get lame about it. the distorted acoustic guitar almost sounds like "street fighting man," which is rad.
it's almost tv-on-the-radio-esque.
this is pretty interesting. if you can manage to recreate this live, it would be a lot of fun to watch.

gripping at the beginning

feels like the dandy warhols and 1994 flaming lips in the beginning. i love it immediately.. good and interesting vocalist.. good use of that wild guitar sound in between the verses.. this is a noisey band, but the good kind.. catchy and driving beat.. the only thing i wish i could change is that it isn't really catchy, it's more interesting to me, so i might only listen to it occasionally, instead of as a new favorite.. couldn't find a chorus..the instrumentation is good, but i think there is a more interesting chorus needed and a little more structure. in this arena less can be better, but i think for these guys they really are onto something, it just needs to be refined... the cello and all instruments are extremely well used.

best thing i've heard here yet...
nice intro, but that drum beat would be better if it was a little less punk until the lyrics start. the vox are good, esp. with harmony. i appreciate the guitar solo in the background, but maybe make it a little more melodic or more agressive, sounds sort of out of place. second time around, even more so - is that even a guitar? it's irritating around 2:25. the lyrics should come up in the mix, as well

Sweet intro
Right off the bat I really liked the way the drum beat went with the intro. I think the vocals in this song sound very prefessional. They are sung with power and range. I think the hook in this song is catchy. After the chorus I really like how the intro/verse riff blends back in. I would take out that yell at about 3:00 I vocals behind sound good enough to where you dont need it. The yell at the end however sounded nice and well placed. Good song all around.

She Just Went , OK..
Yes ! An Indie with a bit of raw power and inclination to play on the wild side.
Riveting vocals,Pulsing bass,tight as a nun"s *~* drums, a Siberian sounding cello, Neat production, Mix cool as, chorus also coooool as
Ok guys count me in ya gotta 5..
All this and more while sounding like no other . Awesome !

It'll grow (back) on you!
Liked the opening guitars. Vocals were orginal too. Sounded like some effect Ween often use.
"She's gone but she'll grow back" is a cool line.
The cello gives it a slightly drug induced/pyschadelic feel to it - it's a little grating by the 3:00 mark though.
Chorus is intersting especially with that line about her growing back. I think maybe if there wre a better verse with a stronger melody it would accentuate the chorus more. As it is, it's OK though.
Sounds like...Sonic Youth!

Trippy

Very bugged out intro, almost psychedelic. Not really to much to this song, sometimes thats for the better though. In this song, I think it is. The violin(I think it is) added some major texture to it, and the melody you used gave the song a kind of Indian type feel. Simple verses, short phrases of lyrics, VERY experimental. Cool.

keep on rockin, later on

Barriers blocking potential to be great, but fixable
The cello is out of tune. If it is supposed to be out of tune, that's fine, but it doesn't help the song out. Behind the out of tune cellos and probably purposefully out of tune vocals there does lie a good melody and groove. Funny, most songs have great production to cover up for crappy melodies. This song is just the opposite. Shoddy musicianship covers up an otherwise good melody.

If you get the vocals more distinct and get the cello in tune, this will be a very good song.

Interesting tones.
I wish I could hear the vocals a little better. I like the tones and I think I like the vocal tone too. It's a little on the monotonous side and gets old after awhile. Starts going somewhere closer to 2:00. Not really into the droning thing that much.

Strange mix of Guitars and vox
The intro to this song is very lo-fi, which kind of turns me off, but the transition into the actual song is pretty nice. The song and the drums in particular, is a bit repetitive and monotonous. The vocals remind me of early 90's Vox.

Not reccomended for the insane!!
Is it Moose Mating Season??? Some of those background sounds your getting sound like the Canadian Outback!! Ahh Must be the cello!!! There were parts of the vocals that I thought were interesting but the drone of the rest of the arrangement brought tears to my eyes -- Sorry guys

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

It's a Sad Gag!!!!: No. 1 Matt Goes Shopping

Matt was shopping at his local supermarket where he selected: 1 litre of milk, six eggs, a carton of orange juice, a lettuce, coffee, and 100g of ham. As he was unloading his items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind him calmly stated, "You must be single." Matt was a bit startled by this proclamation, but he was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since he was indeed single. He looked at his six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status. Curiosity getting the better of him, he said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you really are the most ugly person I have ever seen",




And that.......is how Matt and Steve met, for the first time

The Art Of Sads


The artistic genre known as "The Sads" has its roots in the Post-platonic Sponge Era of the early nineteen-wednesdays, and was a reaction against the artistic conventions of the "trump" and "ting-ting". Early proponents of this genre found their inspiration mainly from laying motionless face down in puddles, with various "object d'art" placed within reaching distance.
Although many early artists drowned, this did nothing but heighten the popularity of the movement, and by the sixteenth-90s even the King Pong of Sing Song had a "Sad" hanging on the wall.


Today many of these paintings are hung upon the walls of distinguished metrosexuals all throughout the land, and some have been known to fetch a bone.

P.S. DISCLAIMER: All information may be subject to change, at any time, without prior warning

Sunday, November 19, 2006

A Sad Review: She'll Grow Back


This is a review from GarageBand.com of our mp3 of "She'll Grow Back"


best thing i've heard here yet...

nice intro, but that drum beat would be better if it was a little less punk until the lyrics start. the vox are good, esp. with harmony. i appreciate the guitar solo in the background, but maybe make it a little more melodic or more agressive, sounds sort of out of place. second time around, even more so - is that even a guitar? it's irritating around 2:25. the lyrics should come up in the mix, as well
Reviewed by: themodernbear from New York

A pretty good review?
P.S. In order to enter our band in the competition on Garageband.com I had to review 30 pieces of music. Was it worth it? No, Indeed not

He is so magic!



Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Sad Map

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Upcoming Concert!! November 26th

So looks like we are playing at P and P. P and P you ask? I can only guess, but it is an open mic night and it is here

Cafe Slechta
Slavikova 27
6:30 pm

We are playing acoustically and probably pretty early

On Sunday November 26th

And afterwards why not walk down the street to Blind Eye to see our very good friends

MungoBaby at 8.30pm

Sunday, November 12, 2006

The South Park Sads

The Sads Popocafepetl Video

This video is not such great quality, plus I had not realised that I look like "a monkey playing a cello" (wish someone had mentioned it), plus it's "She'll Grow Back" again, plus YouTube always processes the video and sound wrongly, plus plus plus minus

Saturday, November 11, 2006

The Unperformed Sad Track: (I got a girl)?

X Sad Acting: Mr James Babson


Oh Mr James Babson why did you leave The Sads? You are still present in our hearts, and actually more physically, on a lot of our recordings. We miss your silky smooth voice, chocolate fondue on a cold winter eve. You left to follow your dream, to make it in LA, to be a movie star!!! Actually I was thinking about you the other day, well indeed I saw you in "The Illusionist" and I thought I should write something, as you are probably the most famous Sad, and possibly will be the most famous Sad.

So people go and see Mr Babson's website, you can even watch his greatest hits video. He has been murdered in many truly horrific ways, by many truly horrific beings.

Come back to visit us

What we are?

sads is claiming the lives of four people every week
sads is a little bit different from the late kuroyume
sads is like sids
sads is a powerful reinforced concrete building analysis program which is both popular in hong kong and singapore
sads is one of the cell death
sads is not that big of a deal as long as you do a few little things to make yourself feel better
sads is a nonprofit organization
sads is also refuted
sads is to hold a two day conference in september next year
sads is very lucky to have its own wardrobe department which is housed in the sads headquarters in sidmouth
sads is a man portable real
sads is currently £7
sads is one thing
sads is used with schizophrenic or emotionally disturbed persons
sads is a severely atrophied data stream
sads is the acronym for "système d'accès aux données spatiales"
sads is not required
sads is strongly hampered by a lack of proper knowledge of the shape and composition parameters
sads is damaged
sads is probably the one that will cause most controversy
sads is it?
sads is part of the problem
sads is being queued
sads is 15j
sads is a lot more common than we used to think
sads is to be defeated
sads is my idol
sads is limiting

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The Sads: Band Name

Could this be our new name?

Your Band Name is:

The Stinky Leprechauns

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

IT'S A SAD FACT!!!! No.2: Nick's Previous Life

Nick began his adult life in a somewhat turbulent fashion. Mixing with the wrong crowd, shortly after graduating from Harvard, he was, not only, dramatically accused of causing the 1937 Hindenburg disaster, he was also convicted and sentenced to 25 years in Louisiana State Penitentiary. This was to be a defining moment in Nick's life and where he was to learn the myriad of skills that would prove vital in later life.

Shortly after his infamous escape (which still to this day remains a mystery, although many rumours involving the use of a helicopter and his pet hamster Jim have circulated) he began his short stint as a pilot, illegally smuggling 20 tons of beef per day across the Mexican border.

After an out of court settlement made with the Mexican government, he decided to take on an assumed name: Nick (with a silent k). It was under this alias that he became the darling of the nation, appearing in the 1950s 'Rug campaign' under the slogan: "We all love a nice rug!!"

This was a stable and happy time in Nick's life, but it was not long before his agent convinced him to put down the rug, and pick up a pair of boxing gloves. Brutal yet precious, disastrous yet rug-loving: his experience blasted him through the amateur rankings and it was not long until, in 1964, he was offered a title fight.

However this was not to be, for at the height of his career, finally the US government, forever on his tail, caught up with him. Offered a pending sentence, in return for his help in top-secret operation, Nick (no longer with the silent K) was rocketed into space. It was here that he was to remain for almost 40 years (or so the USA would like us to believe).

This period is an unclear time in the Nick history, but it is safe to say that: without this experience and those that came before, he would no be the fine bass player he is today.................................

Sunday, November 05, 2006

A Sad Rock Tune: "A Tear in Each Eye"

Dance! Dance! With the hands. Dance with the hands!

A Sad birthday: Steve

Happy Birthday Steve! It was your birthday on Friday, oh yes it was. I would say how old you are, but I think I shouldn't disclose such important secret information. Also if our "fans" new how old you really were, they would lose interest, I know I have.

I unfortunately don't have any pictures of your "celebration" but I found this picture of you on my computer. Actually I had forgotten you were married (to Gavin).

Anyway Happy Birthday leader!!!!!

A SAD Track: Why do you do me like you do?

This is a track we recorded ages ago, in fact, very soon after it was written. Its one of my favourites to play.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Concert Photos: Popocafepetl!!!

These are some random photos from our last concert. Earnings: 6 pence


Thursday, November 02, 2006

A Post-Halloween Sad Poll


What scares you the most?
Women with beards
Talking furniture
Men called Ralph
Mittens
Free polls from Pollhost.com

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

IT'S A SAD FAN!!!: Ryan

Oh, Ryan. Our No.1 fan. For years you been dragging yourself through swampy landscapes to come to one of our shows. How we appreciate thee! Rain or shine, snow or nuclear fallout, you have been there for us, tapping your little toes to the sads rhythm, yet never stroking our withered egos (no idea what i mean, by the way). You are the true orginal "Sad Fan", the beginning and the end, the father and the son, the light and the dark, the nuts in a snickers bar, the detonator of an a-bomb, the glint in the milkman's eye, the skip in our step, the calm before the storm, the time before last, and an ice-cream van on a hot summer's day.

But seriously, thanks mate.

*Disclaimer: photo may have been digitally altered, and may not reflect Ryan's current style of fashion

Monday, October 30, 2006

It's a Sad Farewell

Bye bye to Fernando, a fine friend and "Sad fan", who is returning to New York in a couple of days. Thanks a lot for videoing our concert. I know we and many others will miss you. (and yes, this photo was taken in prison)

The Average Sad


The average "Sad" is a male, approximately 182cm tall, weighing 80kg, and wears almost a whole pair of glasses. He has short brownish hair, with no definite styling of any kind, and has a varying degree of facial hair (illustrative photo only). He is, of course, extremely funny and witty (IQ around 130), mainly dressed extremely tastefully, and can play at least 2 different musical instruments (not always at the same time). He mainly enjoys to have a beer with his friends or watching films. He is in a committed relationship, and is generally an all round great guy. He has lived in Prague for many years but originates from somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean (see map).................

The Sad Alternative Mixes: "Paris Blues"

This is a dirty version of "Paris Blues" that I did a long time ago. It's not really finished but what is?.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

The Sad Live Audio Clip


Ok, so, after deciding that our audio recording from Bordo was generally pretty poor, I have decided not to post any of the songs. Instead this is the audio of Steve introducing our last song. Pointless? Yes, but it gives me something to do.
14 Track 14 - Twango
Oh and the picture on the right is "The Sads", apparently. I certainly feel like that cat right now

Friday, October 27, 2006

The Sad Podcaster

A few months ago our song "She'll Grow Back" was posted on a Podcast called something like "In My Room". This is an audio clip of him talking about MySpace and The Sads after he had just played the song. Anyway, I think its worth listening to. It amuses me every time. Enjoy.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

IT'S A SAD FACT!!!! No.1: Steve's Special Power

Steve was a very naughty child....oh yes he was.....and caused many a mishap around the Canadian homestead. As he grew older he would experiment on his poor little kittens, feeding them strange cocktails of prescription drugs.

However one day, the worst happened, and they began to ruthlessly attack him (both physically and emotionally).

But all was not lost....oh no....because, although he spent many years in a hospital receiving psychiatric treatment, he emerged a new man.....oh yes he did.

He discovered that in the brutal attack he had gained the ability to lift his left leg over his head and lick....yes lick....his own crotch.

Now next time you see us play......pay attention......because in between every song you can see Steve do this very thing. (photo not available due to copyright infringement)

God bless Steve

Upcoming Show; November 2nd at Popocafepetl

So our next show will be supporting

Atlantic Cable and a Slovenian band called Kweefpossum

on Thursday November 2nd at Cafe Popocafepetl Ujezd 19

Come.......

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The Band


Steve Rusling

Singer/Songwriter/Guitarist

Canada

The Leader

Wheat-free




Matt Ford

Cellist

UK

The Spiritual Leader

Health-free



Nick Jennings

Bass

USA

The Anchor

Chair-free



Mark


Drums

USA

The Man


Surname-free



And special guest start!!!

Marc Cram

Vocalist/Guitarist

USA

The Hat

Age-free