IT'S A SAD FAN!!!: Ryan

Oh, Ryan. Our No.1 fan. For years you been dragging yourself through swampy landscapes to come to one of our shows. How we appreciate thee! Rain or shine, snow or nuclear fallout, you have been there for us, tapping your little toes to the sads rhythm, yet never stroking our withered egos (no idea what i mean, by the way). You are the true orginal "Sad Fan", the beginning and the end, the father and the son, the light and the dark, the nuts in a snickers bar, the detonator of an a-bomb, the glint in the milkman's eye, the skip in our step, the calm before the storm, the time before last, and an ice-cream van on a hot summer's day.

But seriously, thanks mate.

*Disclaimer: photo may have been digitally altered, and may not reflect Ryan's current style of fashion